The Comic Vault
Every documented brush with softness, archived for the public good. Pick an issue. Feel the fluff. New drops quarterly or whenever the conditioner supply chain permits.

A quill-launching villain. A city that will not stop scratching. Enter the softest beard in the world.

A high-voltage hair-day. A villain who bonds fur at the molecular level. One beard is not enough — enter the Rescue Squad.

He steals beards. He steals kids. He rules the playground. Only pirate kids can stop a pirate king — and only treasure can distract them long enough to reverse the signal.